Hidden Killer

While working on Scott’s Thermal Cap, the brim, the band around the head, involved 32 discrete stitches per row. The pattern I was using demurred on chaining up the side and instead relied on the natural height of the SCTS to provide the height required as rows were added. Because the chain was omitted, every stitch requires attention, because usually when a chain appears on the side, it “uses up” whatever stitch was next in line, and so you customarily have to skip “where you should go” for the “next spot”. Without the chain on the side, progress is slower, the weave is thicker, and counting becomes rather picky. You want to make sure you have 32 in each row, lest you have decreases where there shouldn’t be any, and your hat comes out looking obviously wrong.

There are a lot of tools for maintaining counts in Crochet. Little plastic barrel counters, clickers, and a few apps for the iPhone. There was one of these apps, that among all the other features also had a verbal input mechanism. The app was updated and the verbal input mechanism was deprecated for Voice Control in iOS.

I have another app, called MultiTimer, in it are counters with audio feedback when you tap them. I had been using this app to count stitches in my work, but its a little annoying to have my hands on the work and then reach over to tap the phone. So I did a little poking around:

  1. Settings
  2. Accessibility
  3. Voice Control (turn it on, it downloads extra iOS components)
  4. ON: Show Confirmation, Show Hints, Overlay: Item Numbers. OFF the rest.
  5. Back to Settings, then to Control Center
  6. Customize Controls
  7. Add Accessibility Shortcuts
  8. Out to Home Screen

So, when I am working on a project, I plug the phone in (since Voice Control is a battery pig), start MultiTimer, switch to my Crochet panel where I have set up all my counters. Then I swipe up from the bottom, tap Accessibility Shortcuts icon, tap on Voice Control, then swipe down to hide the Control Center panel. Overlaid on top of all the screen items are little shaded numbers, so I focus in on the counter that I care about, “Stitch Count” and then I can say “Single Tap” to advance the counter, or “Tap 6” to clear the counter, or “Tap 4” to decrease the counter. That enables me to keep my hands on my work, and my eyes, and just say clearly what I want and the phone makes a little click sound when it does what I want. That way I can concentrate on the work, and then look at the display for the count. When my work session is done, I swipe up from the bottom, tap the Accessibility Shortcut icon, turn off Voice Control, and exit the MultiTimer app. Done and done. This way I can keep my mind focused on the work, I don’t lose count due to interruptions or cats, and it makes my phone do one singular task really well. After I started using this feature, I took back a little bit of the gripes I had previously issued against iOS, just a few. 🙂

Whiteboard Secure?

The first time you start to involve yourself in cryptography you start on a path to suspicion and paranoia. Nearly every discussion about cryptography involves two example parties, Alice and Bob. Alice is always trying to keep secrets from Bob, and these two characters are used to illustrate everything from public key cryptography to man-in-the-middle attacks, and a lot more than just these examples as well.

This entire line of reasoning starts to kindle thoughts about how you go about your everyday life and just how much of your personal data, your privacy, your secrets are all leaking out around the edges. For all the efforts of your own personal Alice, there is a Bob out there, maybe, trying to dig up things you aren’t watching over or never expect.

A portion of cryptography, or more generally espionage in general comes down to the things you leave behind. Some folks think that strip-shredding sensitive papers is enough, while others consider upgrading to crosscut shredding to be the gold standard. For really sensitive papers, I personally have considered the only really effective way to prevent them from being reassembled is through burning and beating with some sort of implement to mix up the ashes. All this is to prevent information from leaking out where you never intend for it to leak out from. A big part of this, and in a lot of film noir detective stories, is phone numbers or passwords written on sticky notes or on a notepad. Sometimes people will write something down on a series-bound stack of papers with something like a ball-point pen, because it’s handy. The ball-point does put ink on paper, but it also can emboss paper below the sheet you are working on, and with a gentle swipe of pencil graphite, the ghost of what was written re-appears.

While I’ve been working at my desk, I got to thinking about convenient surfaces that I could take notes on, which would be handy and easily erased and reused. A while back I stopped at the dollar store and got a nice little whiteboard and a selection of dry-erase markers. Super cheap, super convenient. The whiteboard has proven to be very convenient and useful in my workplace and for $2, a non-issue when it comes to the pricetag. It struck me that this cheap cardboard and plastic whiteboard assembly could also be a very secure way to write temporary notes, say banking details for example. I can write a whole line of values and account numbers, passwords, whatever I like and with a swipe and rub of an eraser rag, whoosh, all of the details are gone forever. As I examined the whiteboard and considered this, I thought of ways that the wiping process could be reversed. There is no embossing onto a lower layer to worry about, and there doesn’t appear to be any order of anything at all on the surface or the wiping rag. So I would at least think on the outset that a whiteboard makes a very fine and secure temporary notepad to write anything on, because once wiped off, perhaps also with alcohol or Windex just to be very careful, I can’t imagine there is any way to unwind the clock on the erasure process. No way to get back what was written.

Now there is no application for this sort of security in my life, other than perhaps writing down account numbers, my SSN, or perhaps the password to some sort of system here at work, but if you are looking for a way to write temporary notes and not have to worry about security – a whiteboard at the dollar store certainly seems to be a solid approach.

Perfect

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Finally found the perfect recipe for poached eggs for my morning breakfast. An English muffin, toasted. Then a smear of Kerrygold Butter. Then the eggs. I suppose you could call it a firm poach. I have little silicone poaching cups I got for Christmas years ago, a little spritz of nonstick spray. Then put those in ceramic ramekins, put those in the Instant Pot, a cup of tapwater, seal. High pressure for 7 minutes and 7 minutes of NR, then a QR. Put the eggs on the buttered muffin halves and a little scratch of pepper and salt. Perfect. The yolk is just ever so accidentally runny, but right on the edge of being set. Perfect.

Speed vs. Accuracy

On Friday I ordered four new beard balms. An extra Reuzel 1.3oz tin, a Viking Revolution Citrus, a Viking Revolution Sandalwood, and a Rocky Mountain Barber Cedarwood. I tracked the shipment with Amazon, it was listed as arriving on Monday, prime promised it on Sunday, but hey! It arrived on Sunday after all.

So I opened the box, and out came the Rocky Mountain and the Viking Revolution tins like I expected, but the Reuzel was wrong. Very wrong. What I expected was a 1.3oz tin of their Beard Balm, smallish, with a pirate on the label. If you have seen it, the label is very distinctive. What I got instead was Reuzel Blue Pomade. It’s still top-notch stuff, but pomade, not balm. I have no use for pomade. The canister is factory wrapped, but Amazon doesn’t want it back. I did the return, they declined to ship it back, because it is classified as a personal use product, to just throw it away. I can’t throw a perfectly good, unopened, factory wrapped tin of anything away! Even the sticker on the back is wrong. The scan sticker says Reuzel Beard Balm 1.3oz. and if you look on the label of the actual product, you know something isn’t right, because the product clearly states 4oz tin. It’s HUGE in comparison!

So I reached out to Junior’s Barber Shop. If he has customers who might buy it, I asked him if I could just give it to him. But he’s on vacation until March 20th, so it’ll all have to wait, unless a gentle reader out there in Blog-land has a use for Reuzel Blue Pomade. If so, please let me know! I would hate to have to chuck it in the bin.

Puff Datty

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What a windy day today has turned out to be! Took care of cleaning the CX-5, then going to the gym, and then with Scott’s help picking up around the house and running the vacuum. Next, laundry going apace. After that a trip to Menards for a fluorescent light bulb and a starter. It’s a F14T12CW. Yay for codes. And I’ll have the bummy starter on me, so that should be a simple thing to replace. Of course, now that I’m looking for anything, it’s all gone. The entire county. Sold out. Never heard of it. Never stocked it.

I know this game. It’s called “Might as well just fucking buy it on God Damned Amazon.”

But I love disappointment. So, that’ll keep my Sunday busy.

That Is Different

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I heard a loud thump outside and I sprang to check the CX-5. Nothing wrong. But then I happened to notice my neighbor with a unique posture. He was between his house and his garbage trundle. Hands down, centered, with the look of bladder relaxation that all men get. And then he shook himself off and got in his car and drove off. His house, he can pee on it if he wants to. I suspect he may not be a family man. LOL.

Wax Wings Microbrewery

We stopped in to Wax Wings on this rainy and dreary Saturday evening. The entire bar area is rustic. The classics play on the speakers, they have games available and Farmers benches to sit at if not at the bar itself.

Today they had just “Up In The Early” which is a 10% ABV Stout. It’s chocolate sweetness is a powerful brew in a snifter glass. The barkeeper was really friendly and suggested that as a microbrewery sometimes their supplies and their demand are hard to synchronize. I get that. I love these sorts of places and since Gonzo’s got absorbed by Saugatuck Brewing Company, this may be my destination pub, along with One Well.

Of course, Arcadia is under a murky cloud of mystery with the tax issues they’ve had. I think they are still open, but I don’t know that for sure. I haven’t been back there since their imminent collapse was reported by mLive, our trashy news service in town. They often times overreact and get wrong as much as they get right.

I’m looking forward to going back to Wax Wings when they have more to serve. So far, bravo ladies and gentlemen. You’re doing something right when you have stock contention. At least beer is being used up instead of dumped.

Good Omens

https://www.reddit.com/comments/axv3go/only_this_unlikely_duo_can_stop_doomsday_good/

Here is a link to a trailer for a Good Omens. It’s one of my all time favorite books by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. If you haven’t read it, YOU REALLY SHOULD. I can’t wait for this series to come out! It’s on Amazon Prime, so thankfully I can watch it on a borrowed Prime account.

David Tennant as Crowley. I love it!

Furminator Win!

Both Bailey and Ysabel stood around long enough for me to brush them with the Furminator. Here’s the results. They are both very happy, purring through the entire experience and now, especially Ysabel, are much softer and sleeker and happier. Keeley was vent-bound and couldn’t be reached for comment. LOL.

Bailey on the left, Ysabel on the right.