Corned Beef

The search for our St. Patrick’s Day corned beef has run into a snag, then an epiphany, and now, a hairpin loop back to Walmart of all places. A long while ago we loved Sy Ginsburg’s Corned Beef. Can’t find it. Meijers isn’t carrying it. But we did notice Grobbel’s Corned Beef at Walmart. Didn’t realize that E.W. Grobbel bought out Sy two years ago.

So, back to Walmart we go.

Haiku Autosuggest: Keeley

A while ago I was laughing about the sort of silly output that you can expect from Keyboard Autosuggest on iPhones when you give it a subject word to start with. This turned into a free-range idea and I left it alone for a while.

Several nights ago, awaking from a dream that I no longer recollect, it occurred to me quite all of a sudden that I could merge Keyboard Autosuggest with Haiku, the Japanese poetry of 5-7-5.

Obviously this is gobbledegook, but I suppose on some level it is rather funny.

Haiku Autosuggest: Keeley

Keeley thinks it will / take me about an hour more / than a week ago