Supremes de Volaille A Blanc et Oignons Glaces A Blanc

Through Saint Julia I pulled off this tried-and-true favorite here at our house. I enhanced it with the slow-braised pearl onions. The chicken was tender and moist, the sauce was incredibly intense and I was so gratified to know that I pulled it off so well. Julia’s chickens were puny micro-birds in comparison to our utterly enormous chickens. Her instructions that a hot oven can bring a chicken breast to done in 6 minutes is delightfully quaint. Smaller breasts, yes, but not the Chicken-zillas that we all have to contend with. Thankfully my instant-read thermometer allows me to sling properly done chicken and not the horror of underdone chicken on-the-plate. The onions added a certain light sweetness and a great texture.

So without further ado, here’s evidence of my handiwork:

Hall of Mirrors

The landscape of social media is a hall of mirrors. There are so many services that I’m on, and they all seem to conflict or collide with partial fits, all have different audiences, it’s terribly confusing. So far I’m registered with these providers:

  • WordPress.com
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Tumblr
  • Posterous
  • FourSquare
  • Ping.FM
  • Instagram

So far I’m approaching these services as individual pockets of social engagement. I really need to decide what I am going to put on each of these services. The trouble comes when you find that all these services have in some limited ways cross-linking. It seems like a waste to share to each of these services but there is an in-built concern that if you close a service you are somehow cutting off real audience or potential audience. If a service is free, then why not use it?

There are some services that definitely are built for certain things. WordPress is great for really long-form blogging. Twitter is great for short-status-update messaging and link-sharing, Facebook has an odd blend of every service – using Notes for long-form blogging, using status updates for short-status-updates, plus all the picture and video hosting you could want which pretty much marks off the next two… Posterous and Tumblr. They kind of float in the nether-space outside of the previous three. Instagram is bound tightly with its iOS App, so it is social but only tangentially so and Ping.FM is more of a tool than an actual destination, so the tangent gets even further out.

WordPress publicizes to Facebook and Twitter, Facebook can be linked from WordPress and Twitter and Twitter itself? Anything can be linked to and from that service. In many ways it comes down (at least for the big three) a matter of audience. There are friends and family on Facebook who aren’t on Twitter, there are people on Twitter that aren’t on Facebook, but since WordPress publicizes to both platforms, it’s the equal opportunity platform.

I suppose my feeling of waste really comes down to Posterous and Tumblr. They seem like utter duplicates of each other. I can’t really say that placing content on either service adds any value, it’s just easy to crosslink them to all the others. Even when it comes to drop-in-one-place-spread-everywhere the two of them are almost identical. Each service champions what they provide, but even still, there is almost no information on why someone would choose Posterous over Tumblr, or Twitter for that matter, when you factor in all the “helper” sites such as TwitLonger, yFrog, and all of those.

There is a part of me that wants to crisscross Twitter and Facebook, but even there I’m conflicted. Not everyone on Facebook would appreciate the “nuclear follow cost” that my Twitter stream commands. I’ve kind of left Facebook to be a destination-dump for all the other services to send to. FourSquare sends to Facebook, WordPress sends to Facebook, as well as all the others except Twitter.

I think this entire segment needs to undergo a consolidation event, where a few winners are selected and their usefulness is clear to see and different from all the others. In the meantime, those that follow me have grown used to how I share information so I presume that maintaining the status quo will keep the boat afloat. I just wish there was a clear reason to select one over the other and resolve this tangle of odd duplication.

Metapost: MyWMU.com

I’m creating a new category called Metapost. I think of it as a “behind the scenes” post where I share some of the details of what goes on behind the scenes. There won’t be any dirty laundry for these posts, but there are some things that I will discuss that might make some people feel awkward and uncomfortable. If this is the case, then you are free to ignore my squawking. Nobody is forcing you to Clockwork Orange my blog.

The development of MyWMU.com started really last year when we had a change of leadership. Our new VP arrived and brought a whirlwind of change in his wake. We kind of already knew that there were some of us in the rank and file who were fond of technology and especially clever with social media. The nature of social media pretty much guaranteed that we’d discover each other and our strengths and expertise. Originally there were three, then we acquired some consultants and the group grew to five. This core group of five started to brainstorm some pretty great ideas. A lot of the power I found was always there but viciously muted by a culture that didn’t understand and didn’t care to understand what possibilities lay before it. Once that culture evaporated, like so much fog in a stiff breeze, the past, the negativity, the railing complaints all fell away and all that was left was a group of very creative people who could finally enjoy the blessings of evaporating negativity and a massive new influx of empowerment. Once given power we took it and marched forward. Some would say we progressed at a breakneck speed, but as far as my perceptions go, it was brisk and refreshing, not an onerous pressure as some would assume. I can remember when “Western Express” came to me. I was driving on Interstate 94 from Paw Paw to Kalamazoo after a wonderful celebratory meal at Bistro 120. As we were making our way towards the I-94 on ramp we started to brainstorm titles for this new blog we were thinking of. I knew it had to feature Western in it somehow, so that was obviously going to be in the title and I had a firm grasp on what we wanted to accomplish with this new blog. Right after we joined the flow of traffic on I-94, headed back to Kalamazoo it was if the title for the blog emerged from the tangle of thoughts in my head and solidified. It felt a lot like how a super-chilled glass of water can freeze if you agitate it, that progressive and fantastic freezing as the liquid acts surprised that it’s still a liquid and quickly marches into order and becomes a solid. Just like that the title fell into my mind, “Western Express” – and then I marveled at it. It was perfect. Express as in fast, Express as in News (Pony Express of old…) it was a title that was short, not schlocky, it had a pleasing multiplicity of meanings and I championed the hell out of it once I got back to work.

The blog took shape shortly thereafter as Western Express. The title was also handy in that it had a delightful initialism, “WE”. Not only “Western Express” but also “Together”. I still softly chuckle at how great it all turned out.

We had selected a host of different technologies to help us with our goal. The biggest technology we saw before us was WordPress itself. It was almost Kismet. A perfect superstructure with which to publish our message. An external entity, a different network, a company that was responsible for 17 million voices. It had everything including a breathtaking cost-efficiency that we could not possibly beat any other way. Twenty bucks to turn off ads, ten bucks for custom CSS adjustments, twelve bucks for custom domains. Such low sums in trade for stability, accountability, and professionalism was totally irresistible. Truth to be told, I didn’t even consider any other path to take. WordPress was so utterly PERFECT, such a great fit, so elegant that any further considerations were thoughtlessly abandoned.

We progressed, establishing our new voice in popular consciousness using this new approach and I felt it vital that certain qualities were branded with fire into this new thing we had created. That it be a refuge of positivity, that it be regarded as a safe place where people won’t be seen as opportunities to be taken advantage of, but rather as guests standing around the bonfire of positivity, feeling welcome without a single worry that there were any traps anywhere near any of them. This was when I realized a truism that I’ve heard many times in the past – “Be that which you wish to see in the world”. So in a way, this “Western Express” was a kind of philanthropy. We express philanthropy into the world so we can reap philanthropy from the world. Is it a waste of money and resources? Absolutely not. The time and money and loving attention that we are giving this entire effort is how we can express our affections for everyone. Western loves our Alumni, we love our Students, we love everyone and we hope that what we put out into the world is reflected back at us. In many ways, it’s quite karmic. Finally we can put our collective humanity, our collective philanthropy into action and undo some of the damage that Western has endured in popular consciousness since I’ve been in attendance with this institution. That’s my personal goal, and as long as I have a role to play, this is what I bring to the table.

Things progressed from there, people think that we actively advertised this new resource but actually, the truth of the matter is that we made an embarrassing mistake. We failed to make this entire thing private and before we knew it we had people poking around this new thing and it became a socialized meme and spread like wildfire. It’s proof positive that social media is damn near a miracle. Without any action on our behalf the blog took off and started to spread. The fact that people regard it that we intentionally spread it always brings a chuckle. We didn’t do anything, you all did it yourselves – and we thank you.

After that, the entire project started to expand. We acquired two more staff members in our team and our technology increased. We turned to WordPress again for more help with hosting and WMYou was born. We purged the notion that what we were doing was blogging, that we had blogs. What we really had was an “Engagement” and we were “Engaging”. Truth to be told this slight change in verbiage is actually more accurate. What we’re after is engagement so instead of “blogging” we’re “engaging”. Perhaps you have to be where I am to see it completely. We also picked up GoDaddy as our Internet domain registrar. After that we also picked up iPage for the glue that is holding what you see how all together. No other technology really entered our minds and it wasn’t out of spite, it was just simpler to do it this way. In many regards some of the people who might feel awkward about what we did should consider themselves the unintentional victims of Occam’s Razor. The simplest path was pretty much all we spent any time on. C’est la vie.

Now we have a full presence, MyWMU.com. The response we received from our audience was absolutely intoxicating. What makes me blush is when I learned that other “bigger” institutions commented that we must have had a huge budget and a sprawling staff to pull off what we did. Truth here is that we did it all for about a hundred bucks and the raw passion of seven very dedicated and talented people.

Some people who went to our new site accidentally fell victim to a GoDaddy landing page. I had to make a last-moment change to our Domain Name System setting for the site and it took about 48 hours for that change to propagate throughout all of the Internet. People who had ISP’s who were lucky to get the “most fresh” DNS information experienced the site without a single hiccup, while others who either had an ISP with not-so-fresh DNS data or had DNS Cache staleness problems ended up seeing the GoDaddy landing page. For those people who fell into the later camp, I offer my apologies and I hope that you try the site again, that problem should no longer affect anyone on the Internet.

Now that we have expended a rather prodigious amount of energy to get MyWMU.com aloft, we are still very active and we’re really looking forward to see just how far all this positivity can take us as an institution. Our story has just begun, to say “Stay Tuned To This Bat Channel” is a massive understatement. I hope everyone enjoys what we’ve brought to our little corner of the Internet. It means a lot to all of us on our team and we’re always seeking feedback and fresh ideas, so don’t be shy. 🙂

Banishment

Earlier today I read a news article that stated that someone had successfully knocked the Westboro Baptist Church offline effectively silencing them online. There are few people who get under my skin, but these people, they hit all my buttons. They hate gays and are obnoxious about it.

While I don’t approve of their speech being curtailed, as the First Amendment protects us all, despite the quality of what we say and I must respect that. Deep down their silencing does gratify me, despite it technically being a crime.

What I think should be a new element of popular media is a type of banishing. Banishment has always been a really effective punishment for anyone. Yes you committed a crime, and so you are sent away. In this context however it’s impossible by the law to actually physically banish anyone. What I propose is a kind of attention-banishment. In the case of the WBC they are allowed to spout their vitriol and hatred according to the First Amendment, but every popular media outlet agrees that they are to be ignored. This could only work if all the elements of popular media could be brought together in this way, but it doesn’t really have to be an all-or-none deal, a majority would do just as well. Everyone agrees that stories that touch on the WBC are skipped. It’s not that anyone curtails the WBC’s speech, it’s just that nobody really learns of it or hears about it. In many ways, they are banished, ignored, and over time and enough starvation of attention they will fade into nothingness. The majority of the banishment would be covered if Google removed every reference to the WBC from its index and CNN purged all the stories in its archive that touch on the WBC. In a way, it’s a little like 1984, that if we all agree to forget, and if we all agree that organizations like the WBC exist, then in a very real way, they actually cease to exist. Yes, they can continue to scream and protest and carry on without any curtailment to their actual speech, but we all agree to turn our backs on them and ignore them. Eventually there won’t be any reason to grandstand and show off and protest for them because it’s meaningless. Nobody sees them, everyone ignores them, and no cameras will point their way. No reporters will write stories on the WBC and their existence will be struck from public consciousness. It’s even within this argument that the Wikipedia article for Westboro Baptist Church be eliminated. No historical record of them will be shared.

With this type of banishment, especially in our increasing socially connected world, anyone who is declared banished might as well just give up what they are doing, as it’s just a waste of time, money, and energy.

This reminds me of one of those late-night sci-fi shows that used to be on, like Outer Limits, where criminals weren’t incarcerated at all. They had a mark placed on their forehead that they couldn’t cover up and anyone who saw the mark behaved as if they didn’t exist. They weren’t seen, they weren’t talked to, they weren’t THERE. They could do anything they wanted, but they were cut off from the rest of humanity – and in a way, banished. What a punishment. It just takes my breath away.

Horses and Turkeys

I’ve often times written about the turkeys in my life. These flightless, technically useless feed-birds also have another connotation. A turkey can also be a lame workplace drag. A human doorstop. Bright as a bag of hammers. Smart as a sack of bricks. These people are witnessed by the statement “Oh God, really? Again!? Wow.”

I have evidence now of turkey-dom in my midst. A lot of my initial irritation is tempered for many of them because at some point in the past they demonstrated some measure that they respected us and our mission within the overarching structure of our organization. The context is one of the horse. You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink.

There is a difference between the way I used to respond to turkeys and how I do now. I’m not just drifting in space without a radio. I’ve got a tether and someone in ground control who gives a damn. So, the turkeys are being rounded up and sent to the nearest metaphorical Tyson packing plant. I’ve got direction, and I categorically refuse to let these particular dullards get me down. Their lives will suck, I’m quite tired of trying to haul them out of the water. They’ve chosen ignorance and we can’t be really bothered with that sort any more. It boggles my mind, the way some of these people behave.

C’est la vie…

Verizon, please don't be like Sprint. Please.

My VP asked if I had included the iPhone Hotspot feature on his device and I discovered that when I had the order set up that it fell through the cracks. So the task was clear, have Verizon turn the feature on. This should have been a shrug, a flick of a switch, and blam, all set.

No.

I emailed my Verizon rep and in the subject put down the person, the line, and then in the message, would they please turn on the hotspot. My iPhone was configured to put a signature at the bottom of the email, Andy McHugh – 269-216-4597. So I sent the email to my rep at Verizon thinking that was that.

No.

What I saw was a CC’ed message from Verizon with a number I didn’t recognize. But then again, I didn’t really look at it too deeply because I remember from Sprint that my Blackberry had a “Real Number” and a “Bullshit Number” and I thought at least on a cursory glance that this iPhone had the same deal. A “Real Number” and some “Bullshit Number” that only means something to Verizon. I didn’t give it any thought at all.

Then I got a message from Verizon Government Care, “Uh, Mr. McHugh, we, uh, we can’t do anything with 269-216-4597, it’s not ours.” Yes, you are right. That’s my GOOGLE VOICE NUMBER! Durrr. So I replied “Dear Sonia, please LOOK AT THE SUBJECT.” and then reiterated my request with the name and the right phone number.

So, is it Verizon’s fault for misunderstanding my original message? Is it my fault for having a rather humdrum signature on my emails? Bygones. There is more than enough blame to go around and it wasn’t like there was anything really life-threatening on the line. I have learned a lesson though, it pays to be really REALLY demonstrative and clear and repetitive with Verizon. It’s not that they can’t do the things I ask of them, it’s just GIGO is apparently a very shallow target.

Huuuurrrr. I started to have Sprint-related flashbacks, that’s never good. 🙂

Anyone can cook…

Last night we both agreed that we were in the mood for putting together a stir-fry. That got me thinking that it would be a perfect opportunity to take some pictures and prove to anyone out there that anyone *can* cook.

Stir Fry is one of the simplest ways and most rewarding ways to jump into cooking. It’s very simple. You get some random vegetables, a protein if you wish it, chop everything until it’s small, then get some cooking vessel and drive it until it’s rocket hot, little timing, zero futzing, and as a little reward you get to put some serious hurt on your food.

Step One:

 

Clear a space and set up your cutting board. How big should your board be? Find your longest knife and get a board that is bigger than that. Plain wood is best, as it’s “fast”, bamboo is “slow” as well as plastic. Anything else is murder on your knives. When I speak of “fast” and “slow” it has everything to do with how easy the knife can slide on that surface. When you are knocking down a big batch of vegetables it’s really pleasant to have a minimum of drag on the surface you are cutting on.

Step Two:

This is called “Mise en Place” and it’s vital if you are going to cook and not lose your marbles. Get all your ingredients out and handy, get them washed and trimmed and make sure if you are working with a recipe that you’ve at least read it through once first so you don’t run into any surprises. With stir fry, the mise-en-place is the most time-consuming part and leads to the most rewarding.

Step Three:

This is Mise-en-Place all finished. Get everything arranged and in bowls, cut to the size you like. Here we have Broccoli, Red and Green Bell Peppers, Daikon Radish, Garlic, Mushrooms, Green Onions, and Peapods. The beauty of a stir fry is that it can hold whatever it is that you like, don’t like something? Leave it out. Want to add something in? Chop it up and include it. Here is where the order comes in handy. In general when cooking remember that the tougher and bigger stuff will take longer to cook than the softer and smaller stuff will take. So when you assemble order, start with the peppers and broccoli, then the peas, then the mushrooms, onions, radish, and finally the garlic. Generally garlic ALWAYS goes last. Garlic is a thermal wimp and really hot temperatures don’t do it any favors.

Step Four:

Get yourself a big wok or in this case a metal mixing bowl that is supersized. Use Peanut Oil as it can take an obscene amount of heat without bursting into flames, how much? A blop-blop-plop. Once the oil is super hot and very angry bring in your mise-en-place. The peppers are first, let them fall in carefully and savor the angry sizzling action. Have someone standing by, handle in one hand, wooden spoon in the other, stirring like crazy. Everything else is a two-minute-and-throw process. For this dish we also prepared some cubed chicken for our protein but you don’t need meat to make this a meal. We also added rice noodles and some sesame oil as a final garnish. There are some oils that are workhorses, like Peanut Oil, and there are some that are just there to be pretty, like Sesame Oil. Much like garlic, sesame isn’t meant for the hots, it’s meant for you damn near at the end. If you like your stir fry salty, use a little soy sauce but keep in mind that a little goes a long way.

This is a great and very cheap way to feed yourself. The most expensive thing here was the oils. The veg is very cheap and you can skip the protein altogether if you like. One little last parting note and that is when putting the spurs to Broccoli, when it’s raw it’s green, cook it until you see that green go from vegetable-green to emerald-green and then stop cooking it. Broccoli is evil if it’s overcooked, and with a stir fry like this one, if your vegetables are underdone it’s not heartbreak, it’s texture. The only thing you can’t skimp out on when it comes to proper doneness is whatever protein you’ve selected.

Afterwards, cleanup on the mise-en-place bowls are all a snap. Anything that holds vegetation that isn’t avocado can be rinsed clean and put away. It looks like a lot of bowls and a lot of dishwashing, but it’s not really as bad as it seems.

With this, you have an excellent source of your vegetables which you really must eat, and everything else is optional. You can make it as complicated or as simple as you wish and if you cook enough, like we did, it makes instant leftovers for lunches and dinners for at least two days afterwards. 🙂 It’s good for you, it’s cheap, it’s easy. How can you go wrong?

My Favorite Place To Drive…

Toronto Sunset

I love the road to Toronto, Ontario. It’s a long and grueling path, especially from Michigan but that feeling that I get when I can see the CN Tower on the horizon and pass into the environs of Toronto gives me goosebumps. My favorite city on Earth is actually a tie between Toronto and Paris. In this case we’ll just go with Toronto. There is something fundamentally awesome and undeniable about the place. I love the architecture, the people, and all of my memories of the city are the ones I treasure. If ever I were to leave the United States, I would leave it for Toronto. I find nearly everything about the road, and the time spent in the province of Ontario to be pleasant, even the Ontario Provincial Police are exempted from my overwhelming disgust of police in general and perhaps it’s based on my experiences, but I would trust an OPP police officer completely, while any other cop, especially the corrupt pig-monsters in the United States, not a jot.

In many ways this question is less about the actual drive than it is about the destinations. Hmmm…

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If I Could Read Minds…

Shiva in Santuary of Truth (Explore)

I absolutely would. It would be a wonderful insight into the unvarnished truth that is floating around in other people’s heads. I would have a laptop with me so I could write down all the things I heard as people went through their day. I’d spend special time savoring their lies and writing about the whos and the whys. It would make a wonderful read. I would absolutely love to dwell either in Lansing or Washington and expose those creatures to the light of truth and watch what unfolds. I would pay special attention to those politicians who are living in the closet and I would out them. Much like tearing off a bandage, if you do it aggressively and fast, it minimizes the pain and is better for everyone.

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MyWMU.com

For the past few months I’ve been pretty much ringside on a lot of new things and some pretty epic changes to this old University. One of the foremost, and I’ve discussed this at length before with family members is that we have a new vice president. This new VP is the whirlwind, it’s quite something to watch. It’s also the first time in a very long time that people have started to come to us both (my assistant and I) with really great questions. It used to be that technology wasn’t so very important and now, well, everything has changed.

We’ve released upon this world a brand new WMU experience, it’s a part of our new engagement platform that I had an integral part in forming along with (and I love this) a real team of coworkers. Not a mindless committee of disaffected drones but real passionate and incredibly creative people! It’s a refreshing change. This new experience has a new “front door” and two blogs attached, the “Western Express” which I named and am very proud of, and WMYou, the Alumni blog which has some really incredible people writing for it. You can find it all here, at MyWMU.com.

It’s quite stunning to me to see the responses we’ve gotten from the quality of our site. I don’t know if it’s modesty but this effort is what I would expect anyone in IT to be able to pull off without blinking an eye, turns out, at least from the feedback we’re getting, that what we did here is a whole order of magnitude better than the competitors. I’ve never really considered what I do to be remarkable in any way, I’m just doing a rather even-keeled job of things as far as I am concerned, but apparently it’s more than anyone expected. I feel good about all the kudos but I also feel a little awkward about all the other IT people who aren’t making things like this happen. I worry over the differences. Then again, I’ve always worried over those differences. I suppose I’ll never understand, and as far as I’ve gathered from my management, I bet they hope I never understand either. 🙂

So the site is up, and it was created in an atmosphere that I think is best summed up by what Craig Ferguson said about Dr. Who:

“The triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.”

I just love that, and in many ways, that’s what this new site feels a lot like. It took a long time for me to stop bludgeoning dead horses and see the light as it were. Now that I have, all the turkeys that used to get me down suddenly are very small things and easily ignored. I hope everyone enjoys this new resource and we’ve got some really cool things planned for it in the weeks to come.