From Beneath You, It Leaks…

Helping to install and sort through old technology has raised a spectre that I’ve rarely thought of before. There is one place that almost everyone has in their home that they spend absolutely no time thinking about. Somewhere in your house you have a box with some sort of gadget: a box of remote controls, a few alarm clocks, perhaps an old music player or two. Hidden in these little bits of convenience technology is usually a pair of batteries. These cells just lay around for years and nobody pays them any mind, everyone but of course chemistry. Chemistry knows full well, and when it goes along with time, hand in hand, it’s sometimes a recipe for some really hazardous consequences.

Alkaline battery cells that are very old will tend to leak battery acid. This is really not good for anyone, nor the environment. These little caches of chemical consequence lay inert and placid for a very long time. They are almost always stored in pretty tit plastic housing containers where time, gravity, and chemistry can really work their wonders on them. When you open up one of these old gadgets you might discover an oozing corroded leaking alkaline battery cell. Getting this cleaned up can be a challenge if it has progressed far enough. So, if you happen to have a box of these battery-powered gadgets laying about that you won’t ever really use again or won’t for a very long time, please take the alkaline battery cells out of these devices!

Just throwing them in the bin is not enough either. These cells really need to be recycled. If you have a glass jar or a plastic bin, store all the dead or questionable alkaline battery cells there until you eventually take them to a battery recycler. In Michigan we have a chain called BatteryPlus and they accept recycled batteries of any type gladly and for free. BestBuy also provides a battery recycling collection program as well if you can’t get to a BatteryPlus location. At the least you really shouldn’t just toss these cells into the trash – the chemicals they are made out of aren’t good for anything. Not good for birds at might come into contact with the cells in a landfill and not good for any amphibian that might find itself in runoff water from a landfill. It’s corrosive, it’s harmful, and it is likely waiting silently for you in your very own basement or junk drawer.

If you work in a business or run one, one of the best things you can do for the environment is to sponsor a battery recycling collection point. I do this at my workplace. I found a useless plastic index card box, slapped a label on it and told everyone to please use it. People, if told that a recycling depot is handy will use it! My recycling bin at work fills up every few weeks with an assortment of dead cells in various states of decay. On my way along I carry this box of hazardous waste off to BatteryPlus. They greet me with a smile and thanks for recycling. It’s good for the environment and takes almost zero thought and nearly zero investment. The rewards, birds and frogs that aren’t poisoned are all you need to see to know you’ve done the right thing.

Finding Creative Inspiration

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Back in the day I caught a whiff of real creative rewards when I was busy programming computers to do tasks. Mostly they were classwork programs but a few were based on my own pursuits. The high from creating these things was palpable however those days have passed. I don't really have room in my life to program anymore. It's given way to writing, although for that it's mostly just me writing opinion pieces and social networking screes on Google Plus. The rewards aren't as profound as they were when I was at the end of a long programming task, but they give a little pleasure.

Now that I think about it some more, I would also say that being creative at my work, writing novel SQL code lies somewhere in between computer programming and writing. I value the time I have to devote to it and the reward is almost as rich as it was when I was writing computer programming code.

I really think that the longer something takes, the more you put into a project the more you get out of it. The rewards for a multiweek computer programming project, toiling away with debugging and testing edge conditions and refining the code leads to a huge blaze of rewarding feelings when the final product is running correctly.

As for inspiration, that usually comes from necessity. Mostly that is either my own curiosity, my opinions, or some task that is assigned to me at work for some grander purpose that I usually don't understand.

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Multiple iOS Ringtone Surprise

Apple’s provision for Ringtones and Alerts on their iOS devices leaves quite a lot to be desired. I bought a handful of alert tones from the iTunes store and thought I could place them on my iPhone and my iPad. Turns out that unless you have your devices synced completely to the iTunes Library, something I never do, you are pretty much out of luck. If you want to get ringtones or alert tones on your other devices, you have to buy them multiple times! This is very shortsighted of Apple and I won’t play that game. That being said, I have bought enough ringtones to make me happy for what I need on my iPhone, so it’s not like I’ll ever go back to the ringtones again for more.

For those out there with multiple iOS devices, watch out. Apple only sort of loves you, they also kind of hate you too.

What's New Pussycat?

I really do wish that Plinky would re-organize their interface in a kind of whack-a-mole motif. They post questions to answers you blog about afterwards. It would be more convenient to be able to see a list of Plinky prompts you haven’t answered yet so you don’t accidentally answer a prompt twice or more. This is a general motif I wish more sites would adopt, especially the more social sites. Twitter would be nicer if you could mark stuff you’ve seen so you can see only the new things, same way with Facebook. Tumblr? It would be nice to have tracking tools for what you have seen, what you have saved, and what you have reblogged.

This sort of thing was answered well enough by Twitteriffic, back when I used Twitter a lot and I quite enjoyed their new-tweet-marker. I can only hope that other services help bring these features to the forefront for users to take advantage of. Only time will tell I suppose, if an idea like this will take off, or not.

Aliens on Earth

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I don't doubt that aliens have visited this planet and likely continue to do so. I do think that they avoid the local indigenous species on the planet because they are prone to paranoia, out of control behaviors, and are generally messy creatures. If they are witnessed they are only done so from a distance and likely when actually some contact is established it's only with a single yokel who is best left to yammer along that he or she had first contact through the fog of alcohol on their breath.

I fervently believe that the government has suppressed evidence of alien visitations in the past, but I congratulate them for it. People would lose their collective marbles if the world was clearly not alone in the Universe when it came to life. We live a comfortable fantasy-life that we are the only creatures in the entire Universe that are sentient. Notice I didn't say intelligent, you can have sentience without intelligence. Look at politics.

I think a good portion of the existence of aliens is predicated on the sheer number of stars, planets, and of those the habitable ones. Then you factor in natural curiosity and the sky has to be teeming with alien life and a lot of it should be zipping around Earth curious about our infant species.

I don't think we are ready for first contact. We are too wound up in religion to ever be allowed off the planet. For the time being, we are really a leper race, our behaviors are too erratic and we are too immature to make first contact and be respected afterwards. We'd likely militarize the entire endeavor and make an utter ass of ourselves as a species.

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Dan Dan Noodles

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Last night I prepared a recipe that I found from Alton Brown on Good Eats. The recipe is called “Dan Dan Noodles” and is a snap to put together. Here’s a copy of the recipe for those who would like to make it as well:

Dan Dan Noodles
Recipe courtesy Alton Brown, 2011

Prep Time:30 min
Cook Time:1 min

Level: Easy
Serves: 4 servings

Ingredients

* 1/3 cup creamy peanut butter
* 4 cloves garlic, minced
* 2 tablespoons grated fresh ginger
* 2 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce
* 1 tablespoon dark brown sugar
* 1 tablespoon toasted sesame oil
* 1 tablespoon Chinese black vinegar
* 1 tablespoon chili oil
* 1/4 cup low-sodium chicken broth
* 8 ounces ramen noodles
* 1/2 cup roasted peanuts, chopped
* 3 scallions, finely chopped

Directions
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Place the peanut butter, garlic, ginger, soy sauce, brown sugar, sesame oil, black vinegar, and chili oil into the bowl of a mini-food processor. Process until the mixture is well combined and forms a paste, 1 to 2 minutes. With the processor running, gradually add the chicken broth and process until the sauce is creamy and well combined, 1 to 2 minutes. Transfer to a large    mixing bowl, cover, and set aside while you prepare the rest of the dish.

Place 4 quarts water into a large pot and bring to a boil over high heat. Add the noodles and cook until al-dente, 1 to 1 1/2 minutes. Drain thoroughly in a colander. Add the noodles to the bowl with the sauce and toss to combine. Serve topped with the peanuts and scallions.

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We did however make some substitutions which proved to work just as well as the original ingredient list. Instead of Chinese Black Vinegar we substituted that out for Teriyaki Sauce because the two share a similar nose if not taste. I suspect they are very similar so I’m not going to really fret over the replacement. It’s much easier to find Teriyaki than it is Chinese Black Vinegar, especially when you are visiting somewhere else and you don’t want to leave a “this ingredient is just for this one recipe” behind. We also dropped the scalions because the market we went to didn’t have any, so we swapped them out for shallots. Raw shallot has a much stronger taste than raw scalions do and I found it’s boldness to be a very welcome enhancement to the recipe.

One thing that is nice about this recipe is it’s modularity. There are originally two modules to this recipe, the sauce and the noodles. When you want to add a protein it’s just another module that you add to it. In our case, we added shrimp to the meal and that was a delightful addition. The sauce part of the recipe can be modified to work to over any other kind of dish you’d like to make. The Dan Dan Sauce is very good over poached Chicken, over gently steamed broccoli, or even sticky white rice.

If you try this recipe, please let me know how it goes for you. It’s one of our favorites.

NDAA 2012 STFU

I accidentally found myself mindlessly browsing Facebook on my iPad and I came across a gaggle of my friends who were very upset over the NDAA 2012 bill that passed into law.

Since nobody thought to answer my challenge about the validity of the statement that the NDAA 2012 section 1021 and 1022 would somehow lead to indefinite detentions for US Citizens then I clearly call bullshit on all the hysterics surrounding this law. Yes, I don’t really agree with a lot of the other sentiments but the hysterical fear-mongering surrounding the NDAA 2012 law just has to stop! I indicated the two sections that protect citizens and for those people who continue to share links about how this new law will lead to citizens ending up being incarcerated indefinitely.

Just stop it. Stop it or show me where in the text of the law it is clear that my rights have been suspended! Otherwise, shaddup!

Tips for Saving Money

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I save money by keeping a budget. The budget provides a framework of knowing. Knowing when it is best for me to say no to buying something. If I have gone without, and I suffer for it then that is a lesson that I needed to learn. I can make trade offs, something I want goes by the wayside to pay for something I need. I need food and shelter, the rest? Mostly wants. A need can only be deferred for a short time, but a want could be eliminated altogether if times are rough and money is tight.

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Dreaming about Watches

Have you ever dreamed that you had a watch and looked at the time in your dreams? I just woke up from a dream like that. It had a number of other qualities 😉 but at the end it also featured me looking at my watch. In my dream I could have sworn that the time was 10:30 in the morning, but actually it is 8:46 AM.

This dream has got me thinking about the physics of that existence. I carry around my self-monitor even when I dream so when the dreams are offering me a chance to explore something I wouldn’t normally feel alright exploring I usually don’t elect to go forward with whatever it is. Its the flow of time that interests me. If everything in a dream is constructed out of my mind, then a watch, indeed the flow of time itself is completely malleable and up to me. There has to be some basic irreducible moments in dreams because you can’t spend an eternity dwelling in a dream-state, you do move forward despite the notion that time is a complete construction in that state.

I think the jury is still out as to the phenomenology of dreaming. I’ve seen competing theories ranging in meaning from dreams as prophetic tools, diagnostic tools, all the way down to a bored cortex that is clamped down with a motor inhibition yet continuously gets input from other parts of the brain that are accidentally firing due to their functions as part of the restorative part of sleeping. I think dreaming is more than a bored cortex making up bits and pieces to keep itself occupied while the limbic system and the hippocampus are busy refining the days memories, chatting up the immune system, and pushing brain chemistry back to a point where we are unlikely lot run into pink elephants.

I do certainly believe that the brain is actively occupied in a lot of maintenance procedures during sleep. Resetting neurotransmitters, dealing with chemical deficits here and there, and conversing with the immune system, but for me, dreaming feels more than just a random series of inputs making my cortex come up with a set-dressed stage to entertain me. I think that when we are in a dreaming state, that we are much closer to the reality that exists purely in our minds. Existence there is not really bound by reality in the real world. I’m sure a more spiritual person would approach this argument that when you dream you are in direct communication with your soul. In a way that is compatible with what I imagine, as the physics of the brain have to point almost by default to the existence of a soul, I just don’t go that far. When people dream, the only real thing that your mind has to go on for stimuli has got to be the noisy click-clack chatter of cells that are firing “accidentally”. I put “accidentally” in quotes because it’s actually very much a quantum mechanical thing, these cells are so small, their connections so fine that a portion of what they are firing for might be the foamy background noise of virtual particles being created and annihilated in the very small spaces between synaptic clefts between neurons.

I can’t escape the theories from David Bohm, that perhaps these tiny spaces between synaptic clefts or even along neuron cells themselves are an interface between classical reality and the implicate order. That the soul is a part of a holographic superstructure that lies independent of classical reality and needs a brain of sufficient complexity to access these special conditions. That it is our larger, more convoluted brains that lead us to consciousness, sentience, and that dreaming is a natural epiphenomenon of that sentience.

If all of of this supposition even has a whiff of being true, that means that the soul is immortal, and that our experience in the world, our persistence in it despite how often our bodies are effectively replaced and how much of our bodies aren’t really ours, but mostly bacteria is all because we are expressions of the implicate order inside flesh. Here we arrive again, like a big circle and back to a really awesome statement: All Is One.

It would be certainly something if our ability to dream Implied a soul, that our bodies were constructed to tune the implicate order and that our consciousnesses, our sentience is not only a fundamental structure of the universe itself but that we are actually all connected in a fashion in the implicate order. The ramifications for ethics and morality are mind boggling. If we are all in a certain way intimately connected to each other wether we are alive or dead, then we are never truly alone and when we do violence to each other, we are doing violence to ourselves.

There is no way to prove any of this. It’s pretty to think about and perhaps someday science will demonstrate wether the brain actually does what I suspect that it does or rather the opposite, that it’s all just a flash in the pan. I really find the entire notion of my soul being a part of the implicate order to be very comforting and puts a rather fine set of clothes on Buddhism.