Louisiana, USA: GOP Rep Wants to Legalize Employment Discrimination Against Gays.

I’ve been to Louisiana. What value does it have? There is some economic concern there, as the Mississippi River empties there, it’s where a lot of gasoline is refined and shipped across the country. I doubt that would attract many people to that state, let alone gay people. What else does Louisiana have?

• Deep South – Conservative Christian charm right up to their collective necks. What a delight!
• Fire Ants – Their bites tickle.
• Killer Bees – Their stings are simply nuzzles of love, with venom.
• Hurricanes, oppressively hot weather, intense rain – Oh lordy! Hold me back! I gotta get me some of that action!
• Delightful Inequality – I’m not really a person in that state, so hey, what does anything matter to a nobody like me?
• Overwhelming Obesity in local population – Loving men is easier when they can’t leave the house because they can’t fit through the doorways. Need flour and a while to find wet spots.

All in all, I can see why everyone is beating a path to Louisiana to bask in their delightful wonderfulness.