LiveJournal 10/13/2003 –

Perfect Halloween Costume:

One surplussed flight suit
One used and broken parachute, with the chute wadded up next to it
Various small twigs in your hair
One convincing lost-but-hunted look

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“Ding-Dong” 
“Trick or Treat… ummm”
“My my my, what are you supposed to be?”
“AWOL Ma’am, hungry too… spare some candy?”

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Then just to round it out you’d stage 3 friends carrying fake hollywood hatchets and they’d wear Dubya, Dick, and Rummy masks… running after you after you got the candy… they chase you off, they trick or treat, and then follow you.

It’s a group trick-or-treat! YAY!